Whoopsie Daisy
girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho
men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”
wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me
Wish I was the hulk
wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me
“These are the pills for my heebee jeebee’s”
— An adorable 90 year old woman describing her anxiety medication
*accurately describing
i dont play overwatch but congratulations on the lesbians
I don’t play overwatch but congratulations on the gay grandpa
Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
